You know you've gone too far inland when...

you see this:

Remember what I wrote a few posts ago about braking distance? This is what I'm talking about. And by the way, what possesses a person to ruin a truck that is already so perfectly inadequate by design? How does society break a man down to such a degree of shamelessness that he decides to load up his credit card for this craziness? Seriously, I wear a shoe size 8, sometimes even a 7-1/2, and I drive a miata. That should set your insecurities at ease, sir. Now come on down from that monstrosity and let's see if we can't find you a therapist and a proper date.